Have you ever gotten annoyed about the chip to air ratio in a snack bag, or the fact that guacamole costs extra? Well, this man feels your pain. This man is protesting annoying everyday problems with these hilarious signs. Enjoy these funny protest signs that you can probably relate to.
1. Halloween and Thanksgiving Come First
Have you ever been walking around a mall in mid-October and you notice that Christmas decorations are already being sold. Did everyone forget that Halloween and thanksgiving come before Christmas?
Why are these stores trying to rush through the last half of the year? Let's all just take a breath and enjoy each holiday one at a time!
2. Daylight Savings Makes No Sense
One day a year you wake up and you have lost an hour of sleep, and another day of the year you have gained an hour. What is the point of the time change?
Daylight savings time was initially implemented to save energy by having an extra hour of daylight, but now it doesn't save energy, and it is pointless.
Sweetgreen is an American chain restaurant that makes salads, and they cost an average of $15 each. When did lettuce become so expensive?
You could make four salads at home for the price of one Sweetgreen salad. As Jimmy McMillian would say, "The price is too damn high."
4. Put More Chips In The Bag
When you open a fresh bag of chips just to realize the bag is three-quarters air with about six chips in it. You probably feel cheated by the snack company, and you are not alone.
Why pay $4 for mostly air when you can breathe it for free. Save money, breathe more.
5. "Maybe I Can Save An Extra 2 Seconds If I stand Up Now"
The door is still closed and no one is going anywhere. You will not save time by standing as soon as the plane lands.
Yes, you might need to stretch, but sit back down. You are only crowding the aisle making it harder for anyone else to get out when they need to.
6. There Should Be Snow Days For Work
Remember when you were a child, and you got excited to get a phone call from your school saying it was a snow day. It would be nice to have the same excitement as an adult.
Unless you work as a teacher, you probably aren't getting those phone calls anymore. Even when there is snow, you have to work from home, and that is not as fun as a real snow day.
7. When You See A Story Of A Concert, Click Unfollow
Before smartphones, people would enjoy a concert without recording the entire thing. Now that Snapchat and Instagram stories are popular, you can basically watch any concert from home because someone is probably posting the entire thing.
No, Jessica, I don't want to see the entire Drake concert you went to because I can hear you singing in the background, and it ruins the song.
8. Forever Alone
As you start to approach you mid to late-twenties, your older family members will ask you if you are in a relationship or not. It starts to get annoying to have to remind them that yes, you are still single.
It is always your adorable grandma who asks, and you don't want to be rude because you love her. But at the same time, it is a painful reminder that you still haven't mastered cuffing season.
9. "Hey Buddy, Are You Still There"- Netflix
How about this, I will turn off Netflix when I am good and ready. Why is it that you can't binge 50 episodes of a show without the annoying interruption of Netflix asking if you are still watching.
There should be an option to turn off this feature. Do you hear that Netflix? We are giving you brilliant ideas for free.
10. Please Learn The Correct Phrase
If you could care less, then why don't you? It would make more sense to say, "I couldn't care less."
Why don't people just say, "I don't care?" It is a simple solution to this age-old debate.
11. Stop Replying-All To Company Wide Emails
Kathy, no one cares about your personal issue with the policy update. Please do not reply-all for a company-wide email.
Is it anyone else's fear that they will write something personal and accidentally hit reply-all.
12. When You Don't Know Who The Tinder Profile Belongs To
When you use a dating app, do not post a group picture. When you come across a group picture, you are probably hoping the person who is the most attractive is the one who owns the profile. Then you swipe to their next picture, and it isn't the attractive one.
Also, people will post only group pictures and then you never know who you are connecting with. Don't post group pictures, or you are setting yourself up for failure.
13. Names Are Not That Hard To Spell
Why is it that Starbucks is notorious for spelling names incorrectly? They take a simple name like Michelle, and it somehow turns into Missle. How did that happen?
There is a theory that the employees do it on purpose as a marketing tactic. Still, names aren't that hard to spell Starbucks.
14. Is It Worth $2.70??
Did you know that guac at Chipotle is an extra $2.70? Why are they charging you so much for a tiny scoop of avocado and spices? We want some answers.
It is also annoying when you are a regular and they feel the need to tell you every time that guac is extra as if you hadn't been there every day for the past two weeks.
15. No One Cares How Much You Like Drake
In 2017, Spotify started releasing "Spotify Wrapped" at the end of the year so users could see their listening stats. For some reason in 2019, everyone and their mother felt the need to screenshot their results and put it on their social media stories.
Sorry to break it to you, but no one cares if Kanye West was your top artist of the year. That means nothing to your followers.
16. Spends $200 Extra A Month To Watch 3 Shows
There is Netflix, Amazon Prime Video, Disney+, CBS All Access, Hulu, Youtube TV, HBO Now, and many, many more. More and more shows are being taken off Netflix to be put on a more exclusive streaming service.
To keep up with all your favorite shows you have to have at least four different subscriptions. How do you remember all your passwords, or what service has what show?
17. "Post Unavailable: This Account Is Private"
Sending memes to friends on Instagram is all fun and games until you open your chat to see "Post Unavailable: This Account is Private."
If an account is private, don't send memes from them because you do not know if all your friends follow the account. And it is frustrating not to be able to laugh at what would have been a great meme.
18. May The Odds Be Ever In Your Favor
People who believe in astrology are always talking about "their week being off because Mercury is in retrograde." It seems like Mercury is in retrograde all the time because people are constantly using it as an excuse.
Having a bad day? Blame it on Mercury in retrograde. Did you get in a fight with your significant other? Blame it on Mercury in retrograde. It can work for pretty much anything.
19. Seinfield Is Way Better Than Friends
Well, this is debatable. It is hard to compare the two shows because people like them for different reasons.
Honestly, Friends is way better and we are starting a protest with our own sign about it.
20. Imma Let You Drop The Album But...
Kanye West was teasing his album "Jesus is King" for way too long. He started recording it in August 2018 and was teasing fans with a September 2019 release date. In typical Kanye fashion, he ignored his original release date to play a work-in-progress listening party.
The album was supposed to be released on September 27, but the date came and went without any new music being released. Finally, on October 25, almost a month later, he finally released "Jesus is King."